it's there fault xD

Rules: Everything you type must be a lie. LIE!

1. Are you male or female?
I'm totally a guy can't ya see my manly beard? C:

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
I RZ 92Q4070863894 YES THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE A Q IN MY AGE D:<

3. Where do you live?
In the gutters by your house, at night I come out and watch you sleep ^w^

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
Welllll that stove over there is my papa, that eggbeater is my nephew, my mommie is a bottle of soda, that booger like dust chunk on the cieling is my daddie and I'm a washing machine....did I mention I'm married to a mop nammed Mitilda? He doesn't talk much and likes to drool on my papa....

5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
GO THE RED THING! WOO! Is the red thing a dinosuar or Weegee?

23. How would you describe your personality?
I'm super dee duper smartz and has mad l33t skillz dawg!

6. Where do you work or study at?
I work in teh test lab drinking up all teh test tube shizz for 2 cents an hour C:

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
I WEARZ PINK AND COTTEN CANDY! -eats clothes-

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
I lovez eating those tastey little sewer rats mmmmm....

9. How many friends do you have?
I HAZ 42!!!

18. Do you do "IT" often?
-points and screams- OMFG ITS IT THE CLOWN!!! Oh wait that's just a bumble bee...

10. Why did you join DA?
What teh f00k is DA I thought this was mah pr0nz site D:

11. What kind of art you like?
I LIKEZ.....FOOD ART! -eats it-

12. What kind of art do you make?
-picks up a cat and throws it at the wall- I MAKEZ THINGS ON TEH WALLZ OF JOO HOUSES!

13. Are you famous here on DA?
owo I dunno

14. Do you comment/answer comments?
HELL NO....YES....NO...ERR...WTFS A COMMENT

15. Do you fav often?
Yea totally it's fun to fav shit I'll never look at again

16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Totally dawg I'd be incomplete without those

17. Do you like quizzes?
FUCK NO THEY STOLE MY MOMMIES SOUL D:<

19. Do you use DA often?
F00kz nu it'll eat me if I keep coming back

20. Where did question 18 go?
BWAH?! 18?! WHERE ARE YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW -sobs-

21. What kind of gift art you would want to?
Slimey gooey, wiggly worms C:

22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
D: NO IT ATE MAH MOPS SOUL....er...he never had one but still

24. Where did question 23 go?
Out to drink with 18?